lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

(Source: itscarts, via drhanniballer)

thedoctorknows:

sebastillestans:

i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre

like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish

the answer is probably yes

headcanon that, even when brainwashed, Bucky still stops at alleyways and looks down them to find nothing

and he never knows what he’s looking for

(via buuckybarns)

(Source: timelordgifs, via allisonargernts)

inkbats:

so i remember this one time when i met gerard in 2004 and i was dressed up like him and he complimented my tie and i was like “yeah man, it’s silk.” and he was like “dude, you’re a kid and you’re classier than me. mine’s just polyester.” and i was like seven and i actually had the balls to respond in the most pretentious tone ever with “that’s not the only way i’m classier than you.”

(via truantrave)

vanconcastiel:

angelriv:

askswedishfish:

crying

seems legit…

As a Canadian I can 100% confirm

(Source: subliminalsarcasm, via whichwaytogallifrey)

peachymints:

They are my precious treasures

peachymints:

They are my precious treasures

(via drhanniballer)

gurosebe:

SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND

what if

dragons came back

killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde

and then if you needed money

you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel

and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now

(via whichwaytogallifrey)

turntechgodofhead:

metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”

I AM SO OFFENDED, hAVE YOU FUCKNUTS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF “MINNESOTA NICE”? LIKE SHIT WE ARE SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE OUT THERE OKAY?????? ;-;

turntechgodofhead:

metallikato:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

I AM SO OFFENDED, hAVE YOU FUCKNUTS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF “MINNESOTA NICE”? LIKE SHIT WE ARE SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE OUT THERE OKAY?????? ;-;

(Source: nevver, via a-wild-lauren-appeared)

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

(via flamingelephants)

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just fucking knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just fucking knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

(via a-wild-lauren-appeared)